Noble Rot Tote - Sex Drugs & Pinot Noir

The Noble Rot Sex & Drugs & Pinot Noir Tote is a limited-edition heavyweight organic cotton tote bag.

The London wine magazine and restaurant group behind this bag has done more than most to make wine writing funny again, and the merchandise carries the same tone. It is black, double-sided, printed in white on both faces: Side A reads Sex & Drugs & Pinot Noir, Side B reads Winos With Attitude. It measures 38cm wide by 42cm high with a 10cm depth, and the long handles clear the shoulder. The cotton is heavyweight and organic, which matters when the load is glass.

It suits readers of the magazine, and anyone who would rather carry bottles home in something that says what it thinks. Long handles make it practical for markets, and it is a cheap, well-judged gift.